Ever notice how many potions, lotions, gels, shampoos, soaps, creams, chemicals, etc that it takes to get yourself ready in the morning? I was in the shower and I just started laughing out loud at the sheer lunacy of how much STUFF it takes to get me from my morning bed-head to being fit for exposure to the public eye on a typical day. Let's count them up:
Shampoo, conditioner, shower-gel, shave-gel, lotion, deodorant, exfoliating cleansing cloth, moisturizer for my face, body spray, cologne, contact solution, concealer, eye-brightener, foundation, powder, blush, eyeshadow (in a minimum of 3 different shades, mind you!) eye-liner, mascara, chapstick, lipstick, lip gloss, toothpaste, dental floss, mousse, hair-gel, and hairspray.
If it's a day I want to paint my nails, add: cuticle cream, exfoliating scrub, lotion, polish remover, base coat, nail polish, top coat, and quick-dry spray.
I also occasionally use hair color, deep conditioner, a face mask,cocoa-butter bath oil, self-tanner, hair-removal lotion, face scrub, body scrub, foot scrub, neosporin, zinc oxide, Epsom salts, witch hazel, hydrogen peroxide, tooth-whitener, and jewelery cleaner.
Crazy!!!! Just crazy!!!! That is all. Deep thoughts today. Hahahaha!!!!!
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