Saturday, March 9, 2013

Old Lady Griffin Home Care Rap

S'Most days I'm kickin it in my office
Sittin on conference-calls, feeling kindda nauseous
Encoding late at night...waking up exhausted!

Getting old stinks..getting lines and wrinkles
And when I sneeze I tinkle
I'm old like Rip Van Winkle!

I'm salaried, ya know..so I make minimum wage
Workin, writin, typin page after page
Runnin on empty in the old gas gague

I'm emailing, textin and faxin
My effort is considerable and taxin
Rather be kickin back and relaxin

My job is filled with glamour
Correcting y'all's bad grammar
Got a headache like a jackhammer

Seeking clarification  - gettin the run-around
Measure them wounds, expound on homebound
Sharin all my wisdom, feeling so profound

Workin at Guardian Home Care
Sittin in my office chair
Dreaming of being a debonaire millionare

Can't get the laptops to sync
Please only chart in black ink
Law, I'm gonna need a shrink!

Callin me old is not adventageous
Good thing i'm so gracious
Cause I'm so cool it's outrageous!

Throw my hands up in the air
Fix you with a stare
As I read your plan of care

Playin quiet like a mouse
I'm on your butts like Levi Strauss
Old Lady Griffin IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!







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